"ASPEN: God please let my car start" part 21
Well Clay showed up at my apt door not two seconds after Trisha had left. Frankly I was mad at him because he had to know Trisha was engaged. After all she did ask him to get her hooked up with a good looking skibum while she was here.
Clay: Teej man I am sorry. I had no idea she was engaged. She never told me or Steph. She told me she was single and wanted to meet a cute guy. So of course I introduced her to you. I'm sorry man. I had no idea.
Me: No idea at all eh? Come on Clay you have known her for a long time now and she is friends with Stephanie. How could you not know. I feel horrible about this. The look on the poor guys face was one of his entire heart getting shattered and then stepped on all over the sidewalk.
Clay: I know. He was waiting in the apt when we got up there. George let him in. It was very tense. Trisha immediately stated that it was just a fling before the wedding to him. I didn't buy it.
Me: Well we will never know for sure. But if I was that guy I would end it. You cannot start a marriage with infidelity before you even walk down the isle, or you will most certainly end up in divorce court.
Clay: Well I was hoping she wouldn't be coming up, and saying she was downstairs with you. The guy had her stuff already packed when she came upstairs. Like I said Teej it was ugly from the start.
Me: Well man what are you going to do. I didn't do anything wrong, but I still feel horrible. But hey lets go get something to eat and see what is going on in town because I'm certainly not going to sleep now.
With that we walked out of my appartment on West Hopkins St and headed into town. The skies cleared out and it was royally "Witch's tit on brass" cold outside. Hell my nostrils froze together on the walk to the Paragon for some Thai food it was so cold. Yes I know we were going to eat Mexican not Thai food, but we saw Trisha and her fiance or not her fiance standing in the door way waiting to be seated at "la Cantina" so we went to the Paragon instead. And the Thai food there was pretty good back then.
So later on Clay went over to Stephanies to tell her what had happened. I went to the Paradise to get drunk, and I very much proceded to get drunk. The Paradise wasn't that busy, which was fine with me. I really wasn't looking for company. I just wanted to get numb and get that poor guys face out of my head. The tequila wasn't working to good in forgetting his face, but I was most certainly drunk with my inhabitions going right out the door.
I became my alter ego named "Disco Steve". Yes that is right I became a dancing fool. Actually I'm a very damn good dancer. I have rythmic hips. But dancing fool I was non the less. I was dancing with any women that would have me. Didn't care what shape or size these women were. I was just wanting to dance. And since most guys won't dance I had many dance partners just lining up to take a turn on the floor with "Disco Steve".
The night wore on. There was this one women on a date that kept pinching my butt on the dance floor. Being what had just happened with Trisha there was no way in hell I was even going to pay any attention to my ass pincher women. But man my ass was getting sore from it being pinched so hard. So I moved myself and the dancing partner I had to the other end of the dance floor. Pinching girl followed. I was then thinking that God truly does have a very silly sense of humor.
Well "last call" got yelled out. I went to go to the bathroom before going home alone. I got out of the bathroom and pinching girl was there. She will now be known as "PG" for purpose of the dialoge.
PG: You dance really well and have a nice butt.
Me: And you are on a date with another guy.
PG: No he is just with the ski group from San Diego I came here with. I'm in room 115 at the Grand Aspen. Give me 15 minutes.
So I went and talked to pretty boy Tim and his "prettyboyette" cardboard bouncers for a bit to think this over. Then the Tequila really kicked in. So why the hell not go to room 115 at the Grand Aspen. So off to the Grand Aspen I walk.
Problem though once I got to the hotel. They had done some renovation and all the room number signs that direct you down the hallways to your room were gone. So I was left wondering around the halls trying to find room 115. You would think it would be on the first floor right. WRONG.
Room 115 was no where to be found. I spent 30 minutes trying to find it before I finally did. It was on the second floor of anex one. I knocked and PG girl answered. She wondered what took me so long. Then she grabbed me and we started kissing. Unfortunately we didn't hear a key going into the door. It was her girlfriend from San Diego she was sharing the room with. And as soon as her girlfriend came into the room the horny little PG girl changed her tune, and I went out the door.
On that long walk home in that bitter cold all I was thinking was this: "very funny God. You got me but good on that one. I learned my lesson. I'll slow down".
End of part 21
Clay: Teej man I am sorry. I had no idea she was engaged. She never told me or Steph. She told me she was single and wanted to meet a cute guy. So of course I introduced her to you. I'm sorry man. I had no idea.
Me: No idea at all eh? Come on Clay you have known her for a long time now and she is friends with Stephanie. How could you not know. I feel horrible about this. The look on the poor guys face was one of his entire heart getting shattered and then stepped on all over the sidewalk.
Clay: I know. He was waiting in the apt when we got up there. George let him in. It was very tense. Trisha immediately stated that it was just a fling before the wedding to him. I didn't buy it.
Me: Well we will never know for sure. But if I was that guy I would end it. You cannot start a marriage with infidelity before you even walk down the isle, or you will most certainly end up in divorce court.
Clay: Well I was hoping she wouldn't be coming up, and saying she was downstairs with you. The guy had her stuff already packed when she came upstairs. Like I said Teej it was ugly from the start.
Me: Well man what are you going to do. I didn't do anything wrong, but I still feel horrible. But hey lets go get something to eat and see what is going on in town because I'm certainly not going to sleep now.
With that we walked out of my appartment on West Hopkins St and headed into town. The skies cleared out and it was royally "Witch's tit on brass" cold outside. Hell my nostrils froze together on the walk to the Paragon for some Thai food it was so cold. Yes I know we were going to eat Mexican not Thai food, but we saw Trisha and her fiance or not her fiance standing in the door way waiting to be seated at "la Cantina" so we went to the Paragon instead. And the Thai food there was pretty good back then.
So later on Clay went over to Stephanies to tell her what had happened. I went to the Paradise to get drunk, and I very much proceded to get drunk. The Paradise wasn't that busy, which was fine with me. I really wasn't looking for company. I just wanted to get numb and get that poor guys face out of my head. The tequila wasn't working to good in forgetting his face, but I was most certainly drunk with my inhabitions going right out the door.
I became my alter ego named "Disco Steve". Yes that is right I became a dancing fool. Actually I'm a very damn good dancer. I have rythmic hips. But dancing fool I was non the less. I was dancing with any women that would have me. Didn't care what shape or size these women were. I was just wanting to dance. And since most guys won't dance I had many dance partners just lining up to take a turn on the floor with "Disco Steve".
The night wore on. There was this one women on a date that kept pinching my butt on the dance floor. Being what had just happened with Trisha there was no way in hell I was even going to pay any attention to my ass pincher women. But man my ass was getting sore from it being pinched so hard. So I moved myself and the dancing partner I had to the other end of the dance floor. Pinching girl followed. I was then thinking that God truly does have a very silly sense of humor.
Well "last call" got yelled out. I went to go to the bathroom before going home alone. I got out of the bathroom and pinching girl was there. She will now be known as "PG" for purpose of the dialoge.
PG: You dance really well and have a nice butt.
Me: And you are on a date with another guy.
PG: No he is just with the ski group from San Diego I came here with. I'm in room 115 at the Grand Aspen. Give me 15 minutes.
So I went and talked to pretty boy Tim and his "prettyboyette" cardboard bouncers for a bit to think this over. Then the Tequila really kicked in. So why the hell not go to room 115 at the Grand Aspen. So off to the Grand Aspen I walk.
Problem though once I got to the hotel. They had done some renovation and all the room number signs that direct you down the hallways to your room were gone. So I was left wondering around the halls trying to find room 115. You would think it would be on the first floor right. WRONG.
Room 115 was no where to be found. I spent 30 minutes trying to find it before I finally did. It was on the second floor of anex one. I knocked and PG girl answered. She wondered what took me so long. Then she grabbed me and we started kissing. Unfortunately we didn't hear a key going into the door. It was her girlfriend from San Diego she was sharing the room with. And as soon as her girlfriend came into the room the horny little PG girl changed her tune, and I went out the door.
On that long walk home in that bitter cold all I was thinking was this: "very funny God. You got me but good on that one. I learned my lesson. I'll slow down".
End of part 21
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